divineofficial:

Susan Walsh (as Chicklette), Divine (as Dawn Davenport) and Cookie Mueller (as Concetta) from John Waters’ Female Trouble, 1974

Divine!!

divineofficial:

Susan Walsh (as Chicklette), Divine (as Dawn Davenport) and Cookie Mueller (as Concetta) from John Waters’ Female Trouble, 1974

Divine!!

This was my weekend

This was my weekend

What You Crave vs What You Need
Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.
FUK those skinny bitches fuck those skinny bitches in the club

FUK those skinny bitches fuck those skinny bitches in the club

bobdoom:

lunathepug:

What kind of noise is that supposed to be, Luna?

This is 100% worth sharing again.  It’s one of my favorite videos of all time.

This makes my face leak

khinaye:

spattergroit101:

stop following me in front 

yes you are

So you’re saying having 3 older brothers made me gay?

lotrlockedwhovian:

punkrockdirection:

sometimes i forget im a real person

this is such a weird thing but I understand.

promethevs:

same

mom: how long are you going to listen to that song
me: centuries
You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

homos3xuw3ll:

fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP

FUCK IT ALL

BHahaha

BHahaha

jocastas-bible:

white girls are out of control these days 

What in the actual living fuck